Students quit IIT to join Idea’s IIN : Freaking News

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New Delhi. A normal guy gets rejected by the IIT, gets
dejected and is asked by his father to work in the not-so-
lucrative family business. Sounds familiar? Not so familiar
from now on. While working at the family business � a
bakery, the student studies with the help of the ‘ubiquitous
Ideas IIN and then builds a talking drone � which gives him
the coveted prize all technical students aim for.
Looking at this mind-boggling success story, the students
from the IITs of the country have decided to quit IITs and
instead join Ideas IIN, which stands for Ideas Internet
Network. The diversity and hyper-active way in which
students learn has baffled one and all.
We had the chance for an interview with one of the toppers
of IIT Kharagpur Sarthak Agarwal.
When asked the reason for having quit the IITs and instead
go to the coveted IIN, Sarthak said, “How can you even ask
that question? Have you even seen the advertisement of
IIN? Look at the confidence the small dude exudes. First I
had decided to join Imperial College of Engineering from 3
Idiots looking at the flying drone Lobo makes, because
making flying drones is everything engineers aspire for. But
this student from IIN, who gets rejected from IIT, makes the
same drone, but with voice input. That must be the greatest
invention at an undergrad level.”
Sarthak continues, “Did you even check out the look on the
proud fathers face in the end? My father was never as
happy when I made it to the IIT. I want to make him proud.
And that can be done only by joining IIN and making
a flying-swimming-bathing-talking drone.”
Meanwhile a group of students, who earlier failed in their
term exams due to spending too much time on Twitter and
Facebook, have approached IIN and demanded a “Bachelors
in Social Media” degree from the now top-ranked institute of
India.
Sources further tell Faking News that a group of Sunny
Leone fans too have approached IIN for a degree in biology.

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